Me: I want a Lavinia&Teysa buddycop movie
Isaac:I WILL PAY MON EY
Me: Teysa bribing/intimidating a witness or a suspect and Lavinia being SO UNIMPRESSED
Me: Lavinia reading the riot act and Teysa doing the merciless eviction thing because “They were zombies, Lavinia, Zombies. They couldn’t hear you.
Isaac: Oh my GOD
Me: Lavinia recruiting Teysa to help with mountains of paperwork and Teysa passive-aggressively correcting all the grammar
Isaac: I never knew how bad I wanted this thing
Me: Lavinia going out on patrol and having to bring Teysa with her. Lavinia putting Teysa in the heaviest riot gear she can find for her own protection, procedure, don;t you know, and Teysa just
Me: Not being able to move. At all.
Isaac: That’s adorable FRICK
Me:both of them adapting like fish in water to the sneaky underhanded passive aggressive write ups, bribes and assassination attempts of the other guild and having growing respect for each other’s grasp of internal politics, diplomacy and occasional, precise displays of extreme violence.
Me: Meanwhile Jace has no idea what they’re doing, but they went from hating each other to getting along, and neither of them started an inter-guild war, so he counts it as a win.
"The very idea that I would work with someone as underhanded and undermining as Karlov is laughable. She may be the Obzedat’s personal liason, and while I do respect that she attempted to ratify a new Guildpact in place of the old one, her methods of obtaining power and exercising her influence leave a sour taste in my mouth. Still, she’s very careful when dancing around the lines of what’s technically ‘legal’, so there’s little I can do to punish her for crimes I’m sure she’s committed at some point or another. But I’ll be watching you Karlov…I’ll be watching…"